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She had a friend.

White Lightning.  Corn Squeezins.  Goooood  Stufff!  (hic)

I was hitchhiking in Tennessee when I got a ride from a real southern gent.

"Reach in that glove box and get that jar out," he said.
I removed a jar filled with a clear liquid substance.
"Take a drink," he said.
"I'm not much of a drinker," I said.
He pulled a pistol out from under the seat and said, "I SAID TAKE A DRINK!" I took a long drink. It was moonshine!
"That stuff is terrible," I said.
"Yeah, I know," he said. "Now you hold the gun on me while I drink!"

(Just a little humor. That never actually happened to me.)

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