Julian Osterman

Inside a bottle of gin.

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Member since: 27th May 2013

Julian Osterman

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I drink myself to dress.
I'm a mess.
I'm a self-cleaning wreck.
A suicidal victory lap.
Post traumatic stress relief
In these bones you carve out of the stone in my chest.
A suit and tie and martini glass.
God isn't real.
But neither is death.


Favorite writer

The guy who writes ingredient labels.


I enjoy writing because

drinking without writing seems boring.


My best writing advice

is to be wrong. You're going to be wrong anyway. Might as well make the most of it.


I'm currently reading

Netflix episode descriptions.


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